A Hot Slice of News Right Into Your Lap! – 26th April

April 26, 2009

I’ve realized that we don’t have a news section. Every other site has one, so we need one because all we want to do with this site is make it exactly like every other gaming related site out there. So, let’s get started shall we?

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REVIEW – Metal Gear Solid Touch (iPhone/iPod Touch)

April 14, 2009


After playing through the abomination of Metal Gear Touch, I can only imagine that the conversation between the developers at Kojima Productions went a little something like this:
Dev 1: Oh Crap! Hideo is still in his “I don’t want to make anymore Metal Gear games” phase, and Konami wants us to do a Metal Gear game for the iPod Touch and iPhone! What do we do?
Dev 2: Hideo did a great job on MGS4. Why don’t we just port that?
Dev 1: But MGS4 had detailed cutscenes, stealthy gameplay and complex controls! How can we port that with just tilt and a touchscreen?
Dev 2: Story? Stealth? Control? We won’t need those for this game…

The demonic spawn of the iPhone and Metal Gear Solid 4, created quite possibly the worst Metal Gear game ever.

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